you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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