We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
