I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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