So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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