We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Randomize
