if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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