So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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