I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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