we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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