So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Your cock deserves a montage
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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