So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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