Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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