I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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