I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
MIDGETS
????
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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