You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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