She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He shit in the fireplace
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