i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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