dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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