Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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