I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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