so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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