FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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