The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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