So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
True college students do jello shots in the library
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