problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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