I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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