North Korea, Best Korea!
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
