His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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