I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I think I sprained my soul last night
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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