Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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