Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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