Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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