I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I have fence marks all over my body
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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