I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
