Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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