i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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