we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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