dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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