Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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