I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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