Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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