"it" just moved
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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