My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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