You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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