wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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