Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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