I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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