You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Come see our sink grown plant.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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