I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize