He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
You can make out without kissing
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