hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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