At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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