just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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