Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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