I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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