well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
