So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
now i know why i became what i already was.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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