so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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