Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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